Hi everyone, I'm Gurtie! I got adopted a few days ago, but I've already met Finn, who is now my boyfriend. Oh no you didn't girl! Whatever. Penny is a total snob. I heard that! Penny, SHUT UP!
Geez Finn. Anywaaaay...... I am a golden retriever puppy.
I love playing soccer, and I LOVE stairs! I also- Hey, I'm Max. Uhhh..... Hi? Oookay. That was awkward. So what I was saying before I RUDELY GOT INTERRUPTED, was that I love humans. They are like, so nice! I would love to met you all! Do any of you smell like chicken? Oooh, I would love you if you smelled like chicken! Ooh, funny story. So the other day, I was walking in the park, when I came across these squirrels, and they were all like, "Hey, I'm- Okay, okay, I think everyone got the idea Gurtie. But I was I just getting started! Okay, bye everyone, and if you smell like chicken, my address is- everyone, lets say goodbye to Gurtie!
#Gurtie :)