Max

Hey dudes! I'm Max! I'm a boxer, and I am like, the most awesome dog. I think my proudest moment was when I peed on this little dog, and then my bro Finn chased the dog around the park all day, saying "Oooh, you smell like Max! Can I chew your leg?" The little dog was like, "Eeewwww! Why Are you sooooo weird?!" "Max! I thought you were keeping that story as a SECRET!" Finn, my dude, chill. Here's a pic of me:

 

 

Aren't I cool?

You don't have to answer that. I already know it.

Bye dudes.

peace, love, happiness, and squirrels

-mAx